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Sent in by TC

This is  too true to be funny.

The  next time you hear a politician use the
word 'billion' in a casual  manner, think about
whether you want the 'politicians'  spending
YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to  comprehend,
but one advertising agency did a good job of
putting  that figure into some perspective in
one of it's  releases.


A  billion seconds ago it was 1959.


A  billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.


A  billion hours ago our ancestors were
    Living in the Stone  Age.


A  billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.


A  billion Pounds ago was only 13 hours and 12 minutes,
    at  the rate our government is spending it.


Building  Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Tax
Income Tax
Unemployment Tax
Fishing License  Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Petrol/Diesel  Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory  Tax
(tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage  License Tax
Property Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road  Usage Tax 
Local  Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales  Tax 

 

 

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